Excuse me, Fat Professor?

All quotes are taken from the fabulous Very Mark Kate videos!

Slip into your martini bath, grab a morphine martini, and then let bodyguard do the rest.
call your calendars and have your calendars call your pencils, everyone!

call your calendars and have your calendars call your pencils, everyone!

insall:

Uhhhghhh, it feels so weird holding my face like that.

insall:

Uhhhghhh, it feels so weird holding my face like that.

insall:

Why do we have a nutcracker? Nuts are gross~

insall:

Why do we have a nutcracker? Nuts are gross~

oh my god, MK, you are helpless! you can’t even get into trouble by yourself!

oh my god, MK, you are helpless! you can’t even get into trouble by yourself!

(via 20yearsnowlost)