Excuse me, Fat Professor?

All quotes are taken from the fabulous Very Mark Kate videos!

Slip into your martini bath, grab a morphine martini, and then let bodyguard do the rest.
oh my god, MK, you are helpless! you can’t even get into trouble by yourself!

oh my god, MK, you are helpless! you can’t even get into trouble by yourself!

(via 20yearsnowlost)

verymarykate:

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We here are vmkCaptions are super excited that Very Mary Kate is back! 

We’d like to remind all of our fabulous followers that you can create and submit your own vmkcaptions! 

Submit your very own vmkCaption!

Guidelines:

  • Be sure that the picture is of the REAL Mary Kate! She’s fab, and there are plenty of pictures to choose from!
  • Find a quote from the Very Mary Kate series to go with the picture.
bodyguard’s supposed to be saving me, not screwing you!

bodyguard’s supposed to be saving me, not screwing you!

(via ifonlytony)

Breaking News!

VMKcaptions was recently contacted by the ever-so-fabulous Elaine Carroll! That’s right, the genius behind Very Mary Kate is a vmkcaptions reader and fan! Andrew and I thought we should send her an email expressing how much we love her and her work. And do you know what? Elaine Carroll and Sam Reich (director) responded!

Sam and Elaine here.  We can’t tell you how much fun we have discovering fan sites like yours.  We’re happy to say that new episodes of VMK will begin airing within the month!
<3,
S + E


I hope you didn’t drink too much of your klonopineapple before finishing that email.
“We’re happy to say that new episodes of VMK will begin airing within the month!”
So get out of your martini bubble bath, put on your vera wang snuggie, and hop on your cat clone flown condo and let’s celebrate!

Thats not how twins works.

Thats not how twins works.

That was scary! When I tried to make it warmer it got louder, and when I tried to make it quieter it got Spanish!

That was scary! When I tried to make it warmer it got louder, and when I tried to make it quieter it got Spanish!

(via olsenlovers)

Oh, I see how it is. I pee on ONE statue of ONE liberty, and suddenly I&#8217;m irresponsible? 

Oh, I see how it is. I pee on ONE statue of ONE liberty, and suddenly I’m irresponsible? 

(Source: inspirequeen)